- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Poop

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Women's rights.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the man die? He was old.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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