- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Hail Hitler

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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