Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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