Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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