- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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