Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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This statement is false.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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