- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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