- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

this is stupid .... yep

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

a black guy walks into a black bar

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

My name is Jeff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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