- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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