- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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