why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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