- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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