Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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