- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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