if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Women can vote? wtf

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Anti Joke

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