What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Jesus Christ

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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