Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

John Cena for president

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

my penis

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

justin beiber sucks

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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