How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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