My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Connor is homo

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Ben Affleck

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Anti Joke

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