A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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