Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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vitamin c

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Ben Corbishley

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Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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