- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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