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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Ben Affleck

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Poop

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Women's rights.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes