- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A Mormon walks into a bar

A hill billy went fishing

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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