- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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