Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

whats my name? Matt

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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