Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Mitt Romney

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Women

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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