- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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