- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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