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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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