Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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