- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

your mom is so fat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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