- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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