- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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