- Anti Joke

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough