Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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