- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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