Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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