- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

You having friends.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A gay man watches football.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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