- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

David Cameron

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

A Mormon walks into a bar

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

You know whats funny Aids

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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