Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Indians

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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