A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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sucks Syntax...

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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