- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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