What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Sam Hengal.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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