- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's a joke? Funny

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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