What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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William wright is Gay

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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whats my name? Matt

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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