Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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