- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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