- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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