How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Knock knock

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Anti Joke

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