- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

mitchell palmer sucks

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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