bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Tim likes girls

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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