Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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when debbie meets downer

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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did you stub your toe?

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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