- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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