What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Anti Joke

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