What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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THE GAME

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

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