What did the man say to his wife. Hi

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

you will like this because i am black.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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