Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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