roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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