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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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