- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

There's a god, just kidding.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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