What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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