- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Take wrong turns

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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