- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

David Cameron

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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