- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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