- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

a black man pays his child support

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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