- Anti Joke

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere