Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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