- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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