Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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