Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Tim likes girls

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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