These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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