Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Asians.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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