- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Knock knock open

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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