- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

shut up elliot

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Penis.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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