What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Justin with a hat.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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