Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Justin Bieber.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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