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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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