What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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