- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Call of Duty is a good game.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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