Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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