- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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