- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

this is stupid .... yep

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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