Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Jersey Shore.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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