Do u take sugar?

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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