Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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