What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Tim likes girls

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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epic win?

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