- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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