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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

epic win?

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

so the weather's nice...

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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