Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Your mom.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Anti Joke

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