Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

What's big and long? My dick.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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