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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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