- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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