- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

the NAACP

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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