- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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