Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

wenis

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

women's rights

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

identical jokes get different votes.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Obama

Men

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's long and black The unemployment line

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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