Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Cripples are lame.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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