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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

You know whats funny Aids

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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